Tuesday, February 23, 2021

Mama Was Right, You Know

 We've all done it, I know I have and our daughter did it more times than I care to remember; dated a real loser.  You know the one; he dropped out of school or was doing so poorly that they were on the verge of expelling him.  His hair was greasy and unkept, his clothes were grubby and ill-fitting - before that was fashionable - his manners weren't just bad they were lacking entirely.  But none of this was his fault, no one understood him, they picked on him, he was his own man, he marched to his own drummer,

Mama reacted with horror when you brought him home, dad just grunted and buried his head in the newspaper.  Your brother laughed and your sister just stared, as your beau looked at his shoes and mumbled something unintelligible.  You were undeterred, and with a big smile off you went.  When your friends found out they were appalled.  Are you kidding they asked; he's nothing but trouble, he picks fights with everyone, he failed at school, and he can't hold a job. 

But you  were sure he wasn't that bad, he told you it was everyone else's fault.  So what if he a string of girlfriends before you, that only proved how popular he was.  He told you everyone was jealous of him.  He introduced you to his friends, they seemed to be just like him, drop-outs too, a few of them had been in trouble with the law.  How exciting!

You were all of sixteen and looking for someone who would take you away from the hum-drum existence of small-town life.  Get up, go to school, babysit on weekends, hang with your girlfriends gossip; nothing ever changed.  Here was someone who showed you the other side of life, who told you that the two of you were all that was needed to take on the world. 

Then one day you looked around and you saw what everyone else had seen all along,  Your hero was just a lying bum, and you dumped him.  Easier said than done, he hung around outside your house, until one day your dad  went out and had a little talk with him.  Then he wasn't so big and bad and he just went away.  But he didn't go far, he still hung around the schoolyard surrounded by the fawning crowd who basked in his reflected reputation.  Sad!

Sound familiar?  Yup, the world is full of lying bums.  Most don't go very far, but a few, those whose fathers substituted money for loving guidance, had a boost up the ladder.  They were no  better than the ne'er-do-wells who never had a dime, in fact, some don't even dress better.  The one thing they do have is daddy's name to trade on until they can go it alone.  There is a name for them in Arkansas; All hat, no cattle.

I, like so many others, had an excuse.  I was young and dumb and devoid of worldly acumen, even though everyone told me, I had to find out for myself.  I grew up, and got smarter, I found those who cared about me were right all along.  But that fellow, he never changed, his lies got bigger, I hear he is facing jail time, but the hangers-on; they are still there, hoping to profit from the crumbs he tosses them, still believing his lies because they are afraid not to believe.

America succumbed to a fast-talking grifter, who promised he would make her great again.  What he meant was that he would make her white again.  He would take America back to when white men ruled the world, and women and minorities knew their place.  Some people laughed at the thought of a snake-oil salesman pulling the wool over enough people's eyes to make a difference.  My family and friends cared enough to set me straight, but who fought for America?  Not the media, or the party, and America came close to losing her most precious possession - democracy.  

We are slowly stepping back from the precipice of destruction, but the followers who pushed us to that brink are still fighting, as incredible as it may seem.  Yes, some have seen the danger and have stood up to say that they were wrong.  And now they are being punished and shunned by the cowards who were afraid to face the evil before them.  Some still think they can control the monster; they think they have defanged him and he will play nice.  Wasn't it less than a year ago when they thought the same thing?

The menace was a long time in coming and it will not disappear in a few short months, not when the followers are so devoted. Speaker, Nancy Pelosi said it right, "the enemy is within".  Cults, like Q-Anon, have representatives in Congress now, and they are spreading their venomous lies unhindered.  They believe that America's 'values are being destroyed by socialism, multiculturalism, and pedophiles' and these things are destroying American society.  More than half of the GOP agree "traditional American way of life is disappearing so fast that they may have to use force to save it".                              More than 40% say "a time will come when American Patriots will have to take the law into their own hands".                                                                                                                                                     57% of Republicans think of Democrats as enemies.                                                                                   More than 75% of the GOP rate the past four years as favorable and 60% want the ex-president to have a major role in the party.                                                                                                                                 And 91% of the people who voted for the ex-president would vote for him again, even after the insurrection of January 6th.

 What can be said in the face of such convoluted logic?  What terrible wrong can be done before more minds will change?  The death of six people, one was a police officer who died defending the lives of the people who later voted to set his murderer free, didn't do it.  The attempted violent overthrow  of the government had no effect.  There is only one thing more powerful than all of this - the vote!  We must keep up the fight, be ever vigilant, never again let complacency keep us from the polling place.  The other side will try, they will change the rules, make it even more difficult to cast our ballot.  But if they win; we will lose more than an election, we will lose America.

                                                                                                     I'm just sayin'                                                                                        

Tuesday, February 9, 2021

A Tale of Two Parties

 February 8, 2021

This morning came the news that George P. Shultz had died at age 100.  It is funny that he should pass just before the death knell of the party he represented so valiantly.  George Shultz is one of the last of the Republican lions, men who served the country, not themselves.  Men who believed in the ideals of the country and who felt duty bound to do their best for it out of love for America, not personal profit. 

George Shultz was a Captain in the Marine Corps and served in World War II.  He earned a PHD in economics when he returned home.  He was only one of two men who held four different cabinet positions under various presidents.  Shultz worked for Eisenhower, Nixon and Reagan in one capacity or another.  But his greatest accomplishments came as Reagan's Secretary of State.  It was then that he convinced Reagan that the United States could work with the new leader of Russia, Mikhail Gorbachev.  That was the beginning of the end of the cold war.  

Shultz wasn't a great orator, but when he did speak people listened, unlike the empty vessels who make the rounds of the Sunday talk shows today. He had the ear of every president he worked with, and he spoke truth to power.  Compare that to the politicians of today. 

Tomorrow the Congress is going to begin the impeachment trial, for the second time in a year, of ex-president Trump.  There was in recent memory, another Republican president who was going to be impeached, and for wrong doing no where near as as odious as the Trump presidency.  The difference, the Republican members  of Congress knew their duty to the country and the Constitution and they were willing to find Richard M. Nixon guilty.  Three prominent Republican leaders, Hugh Scott, Barry Goldwater, and John Rhodes, went to the White House and told Nixon he had lost the support of his party.  In the end, Nixon did what was right for the country and he resigned.

Donald J. Trump ran a campaign based on the premise that his re-election was going to be stolen from him and was illegal and corrupt if he did not win.  During the debates he signaled to those followers on the far right, including The Proud Boys, "to stand down and stand by".  That was the beginning, in speech after speech he told the crowd that the far-left was going to steal the election from them.  On the night of the election he proclaimed victory, and everyday after that.  Trump refused to admit he lost the election, he filed court case after court case - sixty-four of them - losing all but one.  He demanded recounts and then recounts of the recounts.  And when all the states had certified the election results, he called the Secretary of State in Georgia and cajoled and threatened him to change the vote tally.

Faced with certain loss if the Electoral College met and counted the votes, Trump rallied his supporters by saying come to Washington DC "it will be wild". The day before the count Trump threatened the Vice-President, Mike Pence, to throw out the ballots and declare him the winner.  Pence refused.  Trump did all of this out in the open, so certain was he that the Republicans would back him, and he was right.

On the day of the counting of the ballots, Trump addressed a mob of thousands of his minions, he told them that Pence was a traitor, he said Pelosi had to go, he whipped them up into a frenzy saying he would lead them, and then he directed them down Pennsylvania Avenue to the Capitol, while he slunk away, to much a coward to actually lead them.

Yes, the mob attacked the Capitol, searching for Mike Pence, shouting, "hang Pence" and looking for Nancy Pelosi to 'put a bullet in her brain'.  Congressmen hid in their offices, barricaded against the invaders, cowered on the floor of the House chamber, called their families to say good-bye.  After the insurrectionists had been beaten back, many Republican denounced the President for his speech.  But of course, cooler heads now prevail.

With the threat of imminent danger behind them, the Republicans now say that it wasn't Trump supporters who stormed the Capitol, but maybe it was antifa.  Trumps speech had no bearing on the crowd.  It was no more fiery than any other political speech.  It's over, it's time to move on, nothing to see here.   

The Democrats and ten Republicans signed onto an impeachment document charging Donald Trump with 'inciting an insurrection', and the trial begins tomorrow.  The defense will say first that it is unconstitutional to impeach a man who is no longer in office, when in fact he was impeached while he was president, this is just the trial, the impeachment is a done deal.  Failing that, the defense will say that Trump actually believed that he won the election and was only saying what he believed to be true.  Failing that, the defense will say that the crowd acted on its own and not at the urging of the president.

So, the first argument is this trial is a sham, and if it isn't a sham then he didn't do it, and if he did do it, it isn't his fault.  Wow, that's a stretch, millions of people saw, on live television what was occurring, in fact half the world saw it also.   And make no mistake the world will be watching tomorrow also.  Our allies and our enemies are already saying that America has given up the moral high ground.  We cannot dictate to others what is democratic when we cannot uphold our own democracy.

The Republicans will acquit Donald Trump, and not because he didn't commit the crime of inciting insurrection, but because they are spineless cowards who are afraid to stand up to a dictator.  And when they do acquit, they will have put an end to the Republican Party.  Shame on them!  I believe George Shultz would rather have died then to watch what he gave his live effort to, turn to dust.

                            I'm just sayin'

Wednesday, January 27, 2021

Justice!

 "Esi mola tarda dei, verum molit minutim"  The mills of the gods are late to grind, but they grind small.

The wheels are in motion at last, Monday this, the House of Representatives transported the article of impeachment to the US Senate.  The trial is set to begin in two weeks.  It is expected to be over rather quickly.  After all most of the Senators and most of America and half of the world were watching the events  of January 6, 2021as they took place, live, on television.  There doesn't appear to be any question of what occurred, or is there?

The ex-president is being charged with 'incitement of insurrection', there is only one charge against Trump.  There needs to be only one charge.  Trump gathered a crowd, called them to Washington DC told them to 'Be there, it will be wild", addressed them using inflammatory language,  and he told them to go down to the Capitol. And even after they stormed the Capitol, Trump did nothing to stop it.  When he did again address the crowd, he told the 'they were special and he loved them".

Now the Republicans are saying that there is no need to punish Trump, he is out of office and it is time to move on.  Any more action against the ex-president will only cause a deeper division in the country.  What they mean is that it will cause a deeper division in the Republican Party.  Marco Rubio said impeachment would be "like pouring gasoline on a fire".  But not impeaching Trump is like letting the arsonist go unpunished because his friends would be unhappy if he were prosecuted.

Donald Trump is a cancer in the Republican Party, a malignancy that is destroying the party from within.  But he is not doing it alone.  he is abetted by half of the  GOP Congressmen, and the other half are too afraid to stand up and say Trump must go, so they sit in silence.  Their fear; the party will split in two and the Republicans will never win another election.  They fear that Trump will leave and take what...two million people with him?  But how many people will return to the party of small government and fiscal responsibility if Trump is gone?

   When Trump was running in 2016, the party members called him out.  They could see what kind of person he was and they spoke out.  A two-bit flim-flam man, a snake oil salesman, a television personality, Trump was no Republican and he surely was no conservative.  From the beginning Trump showed his true colors; the chants of 'lock her up', his assertions that the election was a fraud, his lies, one on top of another, Trump was showing us who he was, why didn't we believe him? Was it because no one thought he could ever win, is that why the press followed him relentlessly?  It is said that Trump got over a billion dollars in free press coverage by his outrageous behavior.

  And when Trump was impeached the first time, the Senators simply stuck their collective heads in the sand, or up their butts, and refused to even consider the evidence before finding Trump not guilty.  Susan Collins said that "he has learned his lesson".  True, he did.  The lesson he learned was that he could do whatever he wanted; he had a 'Get Out of Jail Free Card' signed by every member of the Republican Party.

Trump went on to make a mockery of the United States Presidency, and the Republican Party.  He broke every convention and rule of decorum.  He was like a spoiled brat having a tantrum.  An op-ed in the Toronto Newspaper said that: "Canada feels like its shackled to a Meth-head on a bender". The Republican convention became the Trump convention, featuring the whole family.  It was like watching The Beverly Hillbillies or Duck Dynasty, one didn't know whether to laugh or cry.  The Republican Party didn't even have the guts to write a platform, they just bowed to whatever Trump wanted.  To use one of Trumps own phrase: SAD!

And now when the time has come again to show their true colors, the Senators are flashing, not red, but yellow.  They have been spineless for the past four years, and in his final act Trump has castrated them.  They excuse themselves by saying it is to unify the country, but there can be no unity if there is no justice.  There must be accountability for the destruction of the nation's Capitol, and there must be punishment for the deaths of five people.

All that is left is a festering wound, it will be painful to debride it, but it must be done or the infection will continue to spread.  The antiseptic is the truth, and it is time that the Republicans own up to it.  We had a free and fair election and they backed a loser, and if they continue to back him, they will never be free from his tyranny.

                                           Swift footed is the approach of fate,                                                                                                              And none can justice violate.                                                                                                                       But feels its stern hand,                                                                                                                                   Soon or late.                                                                                                                                                                             Aeschylus

                                                                                    I'm just sayin'

                                            

                                    


















                                                  


Wednesday, January 20, 2021

The Nightmare is Almost Over

 This morning Donald John Trump left the White House and flew away on Air Force One , to the friendly confines of Mar-a-Lago, where he will throw himself a big going away party.  He insisted on a red carpet as he left the White House and then a twenty-one gun salute at the airport.  I wonder who will show up at his going away party?  Pence won't be there, neither will McConnell, they will be at the inauguration, but you can be sure Lindsey Graham will be.  Maybe Ted Cruz will come.  Who knows, who cares? 

Do you really think any of those 74-million people who voted for Trump will change their minds and embrace the Biden presidency?  And what about the one-hundred and some members of the House of Representatives, do you think they will stand and cheer for Joe and Kamala?  And Senators like Johnson and Hawley, Cruz and Tuberville, will they lead the applause?  Not a chance.

But each in his way, now wants to forgive and forget the past and get down to business.  They say impeachment and a trial will only sow the seeds of dissention.  We surely don't want to anger the Trump supporters, now do we. I say no, no, a thousand times no.  Trump told the country for months that the election would be rigged if he lost.  He also proclaimed it in every speech he gave since 2016.  He vowed he would never concede, never recognize the Biden/Harris win.

So, Trump went to court, every court in every disputed state, and he lost again and again, sixty-four times.  But that made no difference to Trump, his rhetoric became more volatile; His crowds became more excitable.  His defenders in Congress made excuse after excuse humoring him saying he had every right to examine the election results.  And after recount, and recounting the recount each of the fifty states certified the votes and proclaimed Joe Biden and Kamala Harris the winners.  In the face of all this, when it came time for the Congress to count the votes, over one-hundred Representatives and seven Senators objected to the vote count.

While this was going on, down the street, Trump was whipping a crowd of over thirty-thousand into a frenzy.  Telling them he would lead them to the Capitol and demand that he be declared president because the election was stolen from him.  Of course he lied once again, he was a coward, he wouldn't go with those rabble-rousers.  He retreated to his private dining room in the White House to watch the carnage.  Five people died that day including a police officer who was beaten with a fire extinguisher.

What we all witnessed that day on live television was a coup d' tat.  But since the United States criminal codes do not recognize that as a legal term, we have instead it's equivalent, 'advocating the overthrow of the government'.  The Criminal Codes applies to "whoever knowingly or willfully advocates, abets, advises or teaches the duty, necessity, desirability, or property of overthrowing or destroying the government of the United States or the government of any State, Territory, District, or Possession thereof, or the government of any political subdivision therein, by force or violence, or by the assassination of any officer of any such government."

I think that is fairly clear, what occurred on the morning of January 6, 2021 was Trump advocating the overthrow of the government of the United States of America.  And he was abetted by those Senators and Representatives who helped incite the crowd by their lies.  The house of Representatives has begun impeachment proceedings against Donald J Trump for the second time.  The charge, "incitement of insurrection".  The Senate wants to hear the proof before proceeding with the trial.  Where the hell were they while this was being broadcast on live Television.

This is not a game of follow the bouncing ball of clues that lead to a phone call to the Ukraine, maybe he did, maybe he didn't.  This played out in real time for all of America, and the world for that matter, to see.  What more proof does one need?  Now, Republicans in Congress want us to move on.  Forget what you saw, and the farther away from what happened the easier it will be to forget.  I don't think so.  Those images are engraved on my mind, just like the falling towers of 9/11.

But a full 75% of Republicans still support Donald Trump.  I find that incredible! I guess Trump was right when he said he could shoot someone on Fifth Ave. and not lose a vote.  He killed five people in an insurrection that he organized, and incited into action and he hasn't lost a vote.  Tell me, how do you reach out to these people?

President Abraham Lincoln used a nom de plume Rebecca, when writing about the Civil War during his presidency.  Now someone has taken up the name Rebecca and writes in 2021.  "Division in the United States is extraordinary and irreconcilable.  Appeals to unity from both side have sounded less sincere, like disclaimers at the end of an advertisement.  The hard question is not  "How do these two Americas live together?" They don't. The hard question, the right question is; "How do they live apart?""

Alexander Dumas said,  ...the difference between treason and patriotism is but a matter of dates.

Good luck and god bless Joe Biden, he will need the wisdom of King Solomon to extricate the country from the melange that is America today, and do it equitability. But before that happens, there must be justice.

                                                   I'm just sayin'

Monday, January 11, 2021

Now is the Time for All Good Men to Come to the Aid of Their Country

 Like so many of you, I watched in disbelief as the images of violence kept unfolding, live, on my TV screen last Wednesday.  I had begun watching the counting of the electoral votes, a simple procedural ceremony.  It was a seminal moment for me and I wanted to savor it.

I had worked hard on this election; it was personal for me.  Joe Biden was not my first choice, he wasn't even my second choice, but once he was the candidate  I worked as hard for him as I had for my favorite.  I liked Biden but I didn't think he could win, and if the truth be told, if Trump was running against a can of soup, I would have voted for the soup. 

I really wanted Elizabeth Warren to be the candidate, I want to see a woman president before I die.  Not just any woman, but a strong and capable, and intelligent woman.  Well I think we have that in Kamala Harris and if she has to sneak into the presidency through the back door, so be it.

And so it was Wednesday, that I turned the TV on and settled in to enjoy the fruit of my labors.  As the counting began, the objections began with Arizona; recess almost immediately.  It will be a long day I thought, I had no idea how long.

I was all of fourteen the first time I went to Washington DC, it was on vacation with my family.  Back then all the buildings were open to the public.  The Capitol, the White House (although that visit required standing in line to get the tour), the museums and the monuments.  It took us four long days to see it all.  But I remember being struck at the size of the Capitol building.  We had been to the White House the day before and I was underwhelmed, it was not the mansion I had imagined it to be.  But the Capitol was huge.  We did all the tourist things; gazed up at the dome from the rotunda, sat in the gallery, visited statuary hall, rode the underground train that traversed the width  from the Senate to the House, and ate in the dining room because we had to have the famous Navy bean soup (my mom's bean soup was much better and I wasn't the only one to say so).

I can't describe the feeling of awe my parents, siblings and I experienced in those four days.  This is  why my grandparents came to this country, why they left everything and started again with small children in a new land, a land where their children and their children's children could grow up to be whatever they wanted to be.  I know my folks didn't have much money for vacations then, but they wanted to give us this, this citadel of democracy, this fortress of freedom.

I am glad I got to see Washington then, as so much has changed.  Pennsylvania Ave. is closed off, tours of the White House are a perfunctory visit of the first floor and only a few rooms.  You can no longer visit the gallery in the Capitol, or ride the train if it is even there.  Many of the areas are roped off, but then we did this to ourselves, by actions unbecoming...

So when I witnessed that mob storming the Capitol building, I was physically ill, tears filled my eyes.  The only thing that I can think of that affected me like that before was watching the Twin Towers fall on 9/11.  Only the we were being attacked by an enemy,  These were Americans who were destroying the greatest symbol of our democracy.  And they were urged on by the President, a man who should hold this building with reverence. 

I watched, feeling sicker by the minute as the hoodlums shattered windows, trashed furniture, threw papers about, taking 'souvenirs' from the offices, and took selfies while sitting at Speaker Pelosi's desk. They attempted to break onto the floor of the House of Representatives, and one insurrectionist was shot and killed.  I was sad, and I was angry, very angry.  And I am still having problems processing what happened. 

There are those who say we should put this behind us for the sake of unity. I disagree and disagree vehemently.  I will not forgive and forget.  Appeasement doesn't work.  Look at Great Britain and Chamberlain; they thought if they gave Germany a little, Hitler would be happy, so they gave him Czechoslovakia, and Hitler took all of Europe.

These insurrectionists must be hunted down and punished, and that starts at the very top, and then the Senate should refuse to seat Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz.  Those instigators in the House of Representatives should be censured, all of them.  As for Donald Trump, he should be impeached - again.  The Senate will most probably abdicate its responsibilities again, and refuse to convict, but the list of Trumps crimes should go down in  writing for all of history.

These are a gang of thugs who tried to take down out government, if we look the other way it will only give them permission to try again.  These people are not reasonable, they do not respond to the truth.  The latest YouGov poll found that 45% of Republicans support the assault on the Capitol and 35% of them blame Biden for it.  Right now Trump's idolators are saying that it was leftist agitators who did the damage to the Capitol, nor Trump loyalists.  When madness is your only logic, madness becomes your only argument.

Sixty years ago, I stood in the US Capitol and marveled at its beauty and majesty.  I still brings a lump to my throat, this is my country and I love it.  I will not let any band of redneck terrorists take it from me.  Ariel Durant, the Russian born American writer said:  "A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within."   Stand up for our country.

                                                                               I'm just sayin'      



Friday, January 1, 2021

Yes, Virginia, If You Read It on Facebook It Must Be True

 The dumpster-fire that was 2020 is in the rearview mirror and millions of us are looking forward to the new year.  A brand-new calendar, a tabula rasa, here's hoping that it will be filled with luncheons, dinners out, movie dates, sporting events and everything we had to give up in the past year.   I am looking forward to seeing my great-grandson, born last February, that I have yet to hold, hugging my son, and grandchildren and jumping in the car and going somewhere, anywhere.  But until then, here is something that may bring a smile to your face.

In 2005, the 'Prophet' Bobby Henderson, wrote a letter protesting the teaching of Intelligent Design - another way of say Creationism - as an alternative to evolution, in the Kansas school system.  The School Board ignored his letter and his suggestion, undeterred, Henderson sent the letter to several news organizations and TV stations.  And many of them ran with it - though tongue-in-cheek - the word spread rapidly and the letters and emails of support began pouring in.  And what started as a small protest turned into something much bigger.

Bobby Henderson called his religion Pastafarianism - a portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarianism.  And he called his church, The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the church satirizes organized religion in a somewhat light-hearted way.  The cornerstone of Henderson's church states that the universe was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster after a night of heavy drinking, that, he says accounts for mistakes made in creation; i.e., the platypus.

Since Intelligent Design uses ambiguous references to a designer, it stands to reason any conceivable entity might fulfill that role, including the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM).

The basic tenet of the religion is that heaven, in the FSM, is a fountain that spews beer and a factory that produces strippers.  In FSM hell, the beer is stale and the strippers all have STDs.  This is opposed to sitting around forever with an old man who spied on you all your life; creepy when you think about it.

Pirates are the original Pastafarians and are considered 'divine beings'.  They were persecuted in the Middle-Ages by Christian theologians and the Hare Krishna.  They were in actuality, peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will.  Pastafarians believe that the ghosts of persecuted and murdered pirates are responsible for the Bermuda Triangle.  So, to honor all the pirates of the FSM, adherents celebrate the Holy Day of September 19, 'Talk Like a Pirate Day'.  Arrrgh!

The prevalence of global warming. earthquakes, and hurricanes are the result of fewer and fewer pirates.  The growing number of pirates in the Gulf of Aden is why Somalia has the lowest carbon emissions in the world.  Correlation does not imply causation.  But then...

The Flying Spaghetti Monster has been described by those who claim to have seen the invisible creature, as a large heap of pasta atop two enormous meatballs, with eyes perched on stems and protruding from his top.  And he has been portrayed as such, much like the icons of other prominent religions.

It is said that the Spaghetti Monster created the universe in 4-days (Monday - Thursday) and thus Friday is a Holy Day.  Their religious holiday is called 'Holiday' and is celebrated in December somewhere during the time of Christmas, Chanukah, and Kwanza, but since it is a movable holiday it has no definite date.  However, more and more people are acknowledging the Holiday as more and more people are now saying "Happy Holiday" during December.

In place of commandments the FSM church has eight 'I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts'. also known as 'The Flying Spaghetti Condiments':

            1)  I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay, really, I'm not that vain.  Besides this isn't about them so don't change the subject.                                                                                                             2) I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, eviscerate and/or, you know be mean to others.  I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for water not people.                          3)I really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk.  Or well, just play nice, okay? And get this in your thick heads; Woman=Person, Man=Person.  Samey, Samey.  One is not better than the other, unless we are talking about fashion and I'm sorry ,but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchia.                     4) I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity.  As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is;  "Go fuck yourself", unless they find that offensive in which case, they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.                                                                                                                5) I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynist, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the bastards.                                                                                                            6) I'd really rather you didn't build multimillion-dollar churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):                                                                   * ending poverty                                                                                                                                           * curing diseases                                                                                                                                           * living in peace                                                                                                                                             * loving with passion                                                                                                                                     * and lowering the cost of cable                                                                                             I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient Being, but I enjoy the simple things in life.  I ought to know.  I AM the creator.                                                                                                                                          7) I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you.  You're not that interesting,  get over yourself.  And I told you to love your fellow man. Can't you take a hint?                                                  8) I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do to you if you are into, umm, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/Las Vegas.  If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4) then have at it.  And take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM!  Honestly, it's a piece of rubber.  If I didn't want it to feel good when you did IT, I would have added spikes or something.   

It didn't say if these were handed down on stone tablets, but they make a lot of sense to me.  To those of you doubting Thomas' who still don't believe, I refer you to Russell's Teapot, (look it up). 

But to be a true religion, it helps to be recognized by countries world-wide, and here the FSM church is making some headway, the following countries have given some condescension to the church: Ireland, Russia, Austria, Germany, New Zealand, Israel, the Czech Republic, and the United States.  The U.S. Army allows that the ID 'dog' tags can be inscribed - Atheist-FSM.

The following states have allowed FSM believers to be photographed for Drivers Licenses wearing their religious headgear - a colander: Texas, Utah, New York, Massachusetts, Wisconsin, Illinois, Arizona, California, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Nevada.

But, to achieve true recognition in the world, the FSM church must be recognized by the leading authority; Facebook!  In the latest list of religions protected from hate-speech on Facebook is Pastifarianism, to wit:                                                                                                                                       "With millions, if not thousands of devoted worshippers, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti  Monster is widely considered a legitimate religion even by its opponents - mostly fundamental Christians, who have accepted that our God has bigger balls than theirs."

You heard it here first, Virginia, Believe it!

                                                                          I'm just sayin'      

Monday, December 21, 2020

Those Whom the Gods Would Destroy...

           If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it , people will eventually come to believe it.                        The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the                           political, economic, and military  consequences of the lie... the truth is the mortal enemy                         of the lie, and thus by extension the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.                                                                                                                     Joseph Goebbels

Today marks one month until the inauguration of a new president, and the beginning of a new era.  But between now and then we still have to deal with the lies and posturing of the old president.  Trump is braying like the jackass he is, still promising that he will overturn the results of the election.  Still claiming the election was stolen from him and he is the rightful winner and deserves another term as president.  The saddest part of all, is he has convinced sixty million people that what he is saying is true.

Sixty million people!  It boggles the mind. But the Trump administration is ending just the way it began; with lies.  He proclaimed that he had a bigger crowd at his inauguration than his predecessor, Barack Obama, though photographs by the Park Service showed far fewer people were in attendance.  Thus, began a barrage of daily lies, exaggerations, blatant misinformation, and alternative facts.  Now four years later, the total of those lies is a staggering 200,247.

But if you asked those who voted for Trump, all 74,111,400+ of them, you will get an argument that it is just the liberal 'fake news' trying to make Trump look bad.  How did 74-million people not see the results of four years of mismanagement, mishandling, misdirection, maladministration, and mayhem.  The revolving door of White House aides, and inept Cabinet Heads, who then penned tell-all books detailing the dumpster-fire that was the West Wing.  They couldn't all be disgruntled employees.

And now in an article in The London Times comes word that in an oval office meeting on Friday, there was a proposal to activate the military, declare Marshall Law, and seize the voting machines in the four largest states that voted for Biden though they had voted for Trump in 2016.  The idea was put forth by no less than Michael Flynn, whom Trump had pardoned last month, and Sidney Powell, an attorney so out of touch with reality that Rudy Julianne dismissed her from his team.

Trump is toying with the idea of making Ms. Powell lead attorney in his bid to overturn the election, and he wants her to get security clearance.  The idea so preposterous that Mark Meadows, chief of staff, argued vociferously against it.  The meeting ended in a shouting match, with saner heads prevailing.  But how long can we count on being delivered from the edge of doom by the so called 'adults in the room'?

Trump is getting further away from reality the closer his eviction from the White house gets. His supporters are calling for a mass rally at the Capitol on January 6th, the day that Congress counts the votes from the Electoral college, with Trumps blessing .  One can only surmise what will that will devolve into.

Trump is still supported by fanatical Republicans who are banking on using that support to bolster their election chances in 2022.  And as long as these outliers continue beating this dead horse, the longer Trump will continue with his fantasies.  The fear of those close to Trump is that he is beginning to believe his own lies, he has become detached from reality, and that is dangerous.  Not just for our country, but for the world in general.

This man holds the code to the nuclear arsenal, one wonder if the military would refuse a direct order from their Commander-in Chief.  More than one foreign county is wondering the same thing, and not under their breath anymore, but aloud in their parliaments.  The reputation of the United States is diminishing by the day, except in countries such as China and Russia, who are gleefully making the best of this circus, in their newspapers.  How demeaning to be laughed at by our avowed enemies, and mocked by our allies.

All the while, when this is going on, we are in the grip of a pandemic and the life-saving vaccines which have been given the green light are being held up because of a total screw-up by the government.  States are being shorted delivery amounts, the manufacturer is complaining of a backlog of shipments from its factories, as precious doses are unclaimed at the warehouses.

Then comes news of a massive cyberattack on several government agencies, the scope of which will take years to unravel.  What information was taken and to whom was it given may never be known. Those in the know say it has Russia's fingerprints all over it.  But Trump says it was China; it's always China - China, China, China.  Trump also denies that the break-in was anything to worry about, just a little computer problem.  And he knows better than anyone because he was briefed on the affair.   

Trump is our very own Nero, totally distracted while our problems keep mounting, thousands of people are dying on a daily basis - as many everyday as were killed on 9/11.  Trump takes credit for the development of the vaccine, yet he won't take it for himself.  He does nothing to correct the SNAFU in the delivery of the vaccine, he is too busy plotting his revenge on those people he feels deserted him.  To those Republicans who dared to admit that he lost the election, he vows retribution. 

The cure for all this is for the public and the press to cut him off from the attention he craves.  When a two-year old throws a tantrum, reasoning does not work, but walking away does.  Without an audience, Trump will be preaching only to the believers, but even they will tire of his tantrums, and soon will walk away.  One cannot sustain that level of outrage for very long, eventually the furor will subside and Trump will be just another false prophet, relegated to the dustbin of history.

But someone else will take his place.  We must be constantly on guard, now that we know the results of such sycophancy and unchecked devotion from the fringe element.  We must defend our democracy or we stand to lose it, we came so close to disaster this time.

Those whom the gods wish to destroy; they first make mad.  Nothing has proved this point clearer than the rise of Donald J. Trump.

                                                                     I'm just sayin'                   

The Wolf in a Bunny Suit

 TMFKAP (the man formerly known as president) is not stupid, he is not ignorant, he is simply uneducated, and perhaps incapable of being edu...